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I produced this back in 2003 for Seethru.co.uk. It’s since become one of the biggest timewasting games on the Net. There’s even a version of it on Facebook called Jetman. Over quarter of a million people play it everyday. I don’t get a penny :(

My hi-score is 2987. See if you can beat it.