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I produced this back in 2003 for Seethru.co.uk. It’s since become one of the biggest timewasting games on the Net. There’s even a version of it on Facebook called Jetman. Over quarter of a million people play it everyday.
My hi-score is 2987. See if you can beat it.
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Hi! I'm a London-based writer into technology, subculture, and anything strange and interesting. My work has appeared in over 30 magazines and newspapers including The Guardian and Wired. I edited the BBC webzine Seethru. My copywriting has won awards. Mostly though, I like to make jokes. All of which were recently published a spoof of the web, The Internet Now In Handy Book Form. I am now no longer funny.
Check out my spoof of the world wide web. It's funny yeah?
"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll realise you didn't cry at all, but simply laughed again."
Charlie Brooker, The Guardian
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