Porn For Girls By Girls (SFW)
A spoof of porn sites to promote my book. Porn as women would like it. Safe for work.
A spoof of porn sites to promote my book. Porn as women would like it. Safe for work.

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Crackbook is an addictive social networking utility that gives you the impression you’re connecting with people when actually you’re just not.
(A little spoof I rustled up. Enjoy it. Oh - and see if you can find the secret pages).
My beautiful book is released today, published by Portico Books. Here’s the blurb:
“Yep, thanks to recent, incredible developments in PageTurn(tm) technology, there’s now an exciting new way to browse the Internet on the move. By book! So dump that PDA grandpa. Drown your mouse. Dropkick your iPhone into a nearby pond.
Get The Internet Now In Handy Book Form! TODAY!”
Check the website out. There are some extra funnies there.
And if you like, order it from Amazon.co.uk.
I’ve been writing a weekly Podcast guide on RadioTimes.com for RSS obsessed audiofiles. Saves you trawling through the dross to find the gems. Here’s a Best Of to get you started.
Hey man - don’t want to face the world. Don’t blame ya. It’s a big scary world world out there. Full of responsibilities, difficult situations and death. And you simply don’t want to face it. If you’d rather have kid’s toys delivered direct to your door and spend your weekends playing with remote-controlled AV technology, you’ve come to the right place!
(This is one of my favourite spoofs in the book. It was written by Joel Morris and myself, for Seethru.co.uk, about 6 years ago, right at the height of my gadget obsession. It runs to 2 pages in the book.)
Looking for love online? You could do better than visit Poormatch.com, officially the worst online personals service on the planet. Now with over 16 members!
Take your pick from a range of innovative white products that simply shout “Excellent!” and “Hahahahaha!” to anyone who sees them. On you. As you walk back from the train station. At night. Alone. Oh and be sure to take out our affordable Apple Insurance.
This just in. Everything’s been solved.
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Hi! I'm a London-based writer into technology, subculture, and anything strange and interesting. My work has appeared in over 30 magazines and newspapers including The Guardian and Wired. I edited the BBC webzine Seethru. My copywriting has won awards. Mostly though, I like to make jokes. All of which were recently published a spoof of the web, The Internet Now In Handy Book Form. I am now no longer funny.
Check out my spoof of the world wide web. It's funny yeah?
"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll realise you didn't cry at all, but simply laughed again."
Charlie Brooker, The Guardian
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